Seven years ago, we all went to the hospital for my ultrasound. We were all praying for a little boy. When we got to the clinic, there was a long line of patients waiting for their turn. Finally when I entered the room, armed with my hubby and two little girls and a niece we all anticipated impatiently at the monitor. The baby in my abdomen wouldn’t budge. The doctor can not see him/her. So she turned the scope to my side and nudge my tummy a little. Finally the creature moved…
The doctor said “I…see…a… PENIS!” we all screamed, and shouted “YEY”
As we went out the other moms knew we were having a boy.
So the boy grew up. He loves biking, playing in the sun and getting dirty. He hates taking a bath, always reasoning out with me “why do I need to take a bath Mom, I will get dirty anyway…”
In a matter of years, the little baby who was so dependent on me, started to have his own personality. He is charming and sweet and loves to play pranks.
I collected a couple of his funny anecdotes.
Vito: Dad, can I have some money?
Dad: Why what for?
Vito: Ugh, don’t you remember??? It’s father’s day tomorrow, I gotta buy you a card…
Vito: Dad, when I get married, I will marry a Beauty Queen, if she dies, I’ll get a model. If we separate, then I’ll find a model…
Vito: Dad, what are my balls for???
Dad: Bem (that’s me) Help!!!
Dad: Vito, stop picking your nose.
Vito: I’m not picking it dad, I’m checking….
Vito: Mommy, when I turn 18 can I have a girlfriend?
Mommy: Sure Vito.
Vito: Don’t worry I wont choose an ugly girl…